- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Religion.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

civil rights

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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