What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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