Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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What black and has children A black man

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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