What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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No.

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gay porn...

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Hello Braydon

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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