- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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