- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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