- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

bees knees

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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