- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Kelly Clarkson

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Women have the right to vote.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

WNBA

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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