- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

I have Alzheimer. What?

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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