- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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