- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

i have yougurt with tractor

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

men's rights.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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