what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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