- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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^that joke a piece of shit

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

why did katy fall off her bike?

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

american government

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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