- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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