Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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full house

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Your all fags

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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