- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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