How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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This is not an anti joke.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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