When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Potassium? K.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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melon

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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your moms my other ride

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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