Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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tom pauling

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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A black guy gets a job...

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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