Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

69- by Adam Chebali

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

David Silberberg is gay

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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