- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Joke.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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