Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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falling didnt make the difference

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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