What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

A white person at Harvard

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

you are a åsshole :)

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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