- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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