Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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