What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Breast cancer.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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