So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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F? No k

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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President Donald Trump

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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