WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

I said I hate niiggers

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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