Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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a man is running away

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Anti Joke

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