Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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shut up iggy

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Black people stink of shite!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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