- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

roses are red. violets are violet...

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

Women's rights.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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