What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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the WNBA

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Hillary Clinton

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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