- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

What's 1+1? 69.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

The jets are a good team..

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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