What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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long in the tooth!

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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