Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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So a Dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of skotch, the bartender realizes he must be dreaming. At that very moment he realises he is in a lucid dream. Since this is the case he decides to murder his wife who is in bed right next to him as an expiriment. Since its a lucid dream it doesnt matter. Next he goes down to the fridge and pulls out some old pizza. He sits down for about half an hour eating it along with a box of tuis that also magically appeared in his fridge. Then he goes outside steals the neighbours car takes it for a ride to his Sister-In-Laws house who he has always wanted to root. He goes over breaks the window with his hand. The lucid dream feels so real to him because he pains from the glass in his hand and then he goes up stairs finds his sister-in-law sleeping so he hops into bed with her. At the same moment the police arrive because they followed him from his home were they recieved complants they heard him kill his wife. Everything starts to turn into a nightmare, so scared he trys to make himself wake up. However he cannot. This is not a lucid dream. This is reality. Pizza was in his fridge because he had it for dinner the night before, Beer did not magically appear. his wife had bought it when she went gorccery shopping. He killed his wife, then stole his neighbours car and attempted to rape his Sister-in-law. So now he is going to jail. And no lawyer wants to take up the case so this man is doomed. No hope at all of ever being a free man again

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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