what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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