- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

balls

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

roses are black violets are black im blind

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

shut up iggy

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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