Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

what did the shark do when he died.....

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

brock has small hands for a small job

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

The person below me is weird.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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