What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Justin's hair

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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I told you it would happen

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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every cloud has a silver lining

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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