- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

What can make you pee? Liquid

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Penisland

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Poop

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Cool Brian

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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