- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

I need a good anti joke....

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

children burning

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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