- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

knock knock get lost!

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Mullets

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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