I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Potassium? K.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Me Neither.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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