- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

what do you watch ? a tv

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Nock Nock It's open.

A man made a sandwich.

Hey Shea

ass.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

drake

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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