- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

I have Alzheimer. What?

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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