- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

want a balloon? yeah

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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