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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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