SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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american government

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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You're welcome!

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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