What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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donald................duck for president

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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thumbs up!

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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NASCAR

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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