What do you call a black man in church? Religious

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Spotto

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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